Daniel Wiseman
aka Jackie Chan. Goalkeeper. After the last encounter Wiseman has been forced to stay in goals for the whole match as he is too dangerous to play outfield. Memorable hat-trick though in the demolition of the JCB to square the series 3-3. |
Martin Johnston
aka Super MJ aka Hooty. Defence. MJ has been an ever-present since the Joe's were formed all those years ago showing his commitment to the team. A solid all-rounder who only plays so he can bin Potts. |
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Michael Westwaters
aka Chief. Midfield. Chief I believe is also an ever present and one of the more consistent performers. |
Liam Shearer
aka Fatboy aka Waller. Striker. Well worth the transfer fee Morrison paid TV FC for. The Joe's are undefeated with Waller in the side and has proved pivotal in the penalty shoot-out victory and the most recent 10-9 victory where he grabbed 7 goals - greedy bastard! |
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Darren Gilbert
All over the pitch. Darren has proved to be Joe's 2nd best player behind Steven Mason with his slick skills, terrific movement an all round superb player. Surprised Arsenal haven't came in with a £45,000,000 bid. The Joe's board would have to turn that down as he is indispensable to the club. |
Bruce Mason
aka Poofy. Midfield. Signed on a free transfer from some pishy amateur team as back-up made his only performance in the demolition game. Not the type of character the gaffer wants round the changing room though, or the showers. |
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Michael Cocker
aka Syke. Should be defender but striker. The only guy Bruce doesnt go 4 in the changing rooms due to his obvious good looks. |
Steven Mason
aka Pele. Defence. Steve's samba skills have amazed people from all over the world and Average Joe's are delighted he's happy to wind down his career with the team. |
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Andrew Morrison (gaffer)
aka Mo. Manager/Midfielder. Since recovering from the hangover that kept him out of his debut, Mo has led Joe's to 3 successive victories over the JCB. Mo should be rewarded with a knighthood for his performance as he also had to cope with the stress of a broken nail. |
Craig Wright
aka Big Jim. Midfield anchorman. Jim is honestly the hairiest guy you'll meet as you can see from the pic. Unfortunately, Jim had to retire from the game to pursue his career. A testimonial awaits some time in the future for his long years of service to Joe's. |
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Kyle MacKenzie
aka Tree. Striker. Here's a real scale pic of Kyle |
Bruce's Mate
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JCB
the enemy. JCB wank wank wank, JCB wank wank wank. Notice how these guys are all better looking than Potts! |
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