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Here's the page of quotes!! Enjoy It All Began November 18th 2003 "anaerobic respiration" "ketones" "what's an alkanal?" "the book didn't say" "i think i had a bit of ammonia stuck in my nose last night" "yes its renewable" "do not dissolve in water" "there isn't a page 38" "i do all my diagrams in pencil" "my project is about the Dounreay reactor" "esters" "there were no plastic bags with the dinosaurs" "unusual polymers" "membranes ..... thats the one" "yeah i was away to say that ... animals" "denitrifying bacteria" "leguminous ... thats the one" "redox titration" "i never said that last time" "measuring cylinder" "my one for this unit is equilibrium" "greater percentage of 35" "can we make some radioactive stuff" "how much does it cost for 1kg of uranium ... 50 grand" "alpha, gamma, beta" "he was looking at the roof and the ceiling at the same time" "oh yes i got that one. we're fully ahead of ourselves" "would you look at that? What have i got? B as well!" " i said E" "mine's didnt have a point, i just wrote!" "you could write your name and get a pass" "but we're simulating an exam!" "i'm going to start writing down your quotes" "check your comeback" "you're lying! that'll be the first lie you write in your book!" "ho ... minus 2612" "yeah its different coz i checked that and its different" "it means one over" "you cant write everything i say" "see in Dounreay, they got this alarm" "there was more radiation count on me when i was in Dounreay!" "thats no ordinary slinky" " i bet you dont know how to spell slinky" " i can make you write anything" "i didnt sat that in Chemistry" "it gets hotter then glows and smells" "you had to put it in the fume cupboard" "i had first hand experience of ammonia at BP" "its in equlibrium isnt it?" "thats where its from" "i told you we were doing electrolysis. what did i cum in and say?" "Oh God! This was made in 1982! Its 22 years old, no wonder its green!!!!!!" "(to the tune of the Great Escape) don't make me hit you, dont make me hit you" "it smells of fish. what are you talking about it smells of fish?" "thats going to go mysteriously missing one day" "there will be nothing mysterious about it!" "does that say 'at' coz it looks like 'out'?" "see chocolate in America - its mingin! i hate hersheys!" "three muskateers is a milky way here" "oxidation is gain of oxygen" "super MJ plus harry potter equals Daz gets a hiding!" "wouldnt the beryllium have a charge of +1?" "no-ones going to buy a kilogram of uranium to power their house or something" "i say like hello and you write it down" "see look!" "its infermentation! it is!" "you just asked what anaerobic respiration is. its in the production of ethanol!" "i'm not telling you. its for me to know and for you to find out!" " I PUT THE NOBAL IN CHERNOBAL!!!!!!!!!!" "quantative electrolysis" "we are all made of stars" "why the fuck would i do that johnston?" "first of all harry potter was made up by an author" "second of all he's a fictional character" "and you put on that stupid fucking voice! it sounds nothing like me!" "it sort of escalated from there" "he's going to pick you up and throw you out the window" "lets guess the question" "you were wrong. never question my abilities again. wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong! johnston was wrong!" "Mr Smith! i want to do some sort of experiment. i'm bored" "rub a dub dub, three men in a tub" "you see its supposed to be like a fan" "quit going into my pockets" "educational of course" "see if i had a lighter" "like, i'll have a stab in the dark" "whatever" "are we on the top level cause who's that?" "wrestling must be fake coz its illegal to fight on TV" "its cracking and dehydrogenation" "i know its your calculator but still" " why don't you get a solar panel and we can go to tech studies and cut a hole and make it" "like it said in my quotes - we've excelled ourselves - exactly!" "mmmmmmmmmmyeah, i was right!" " i see the problem here, theres a big fucking knot in my bag!" "did you know benedict was a character in the shakespeare play 'much ado about nothing' its a comedy not a tragedy" "i'm pretty sure there's three oxygens" "no its not, its phenol!" "did you know you get mercury in the brim of your hat?" "i want some of that stuff (ammonium dichromate)" "they said it was an oven" "can i have some aluminium metal for making a bomb?" 6th Year!! "oh yes" "technically we need to heat this to dry off the moisture" "you could totally see your fingerprintif you putit on this" "if he was lying there long enough the sun would have moved" "i think we should all have a key so we can get in!" "the plural of virus is virus! yes it is!" - wrong ya prick! "woo-hoo!!" "god damn! where are all these equations coming from!" "they actually come from absolutely nowhere!" "i don't care if you got it lama!" "johnston we're just going to ignore them, their just silly!" "Degrees?! what you on??" "what hammer?!!!" "i'm figuring out the question, i've got the answer but i'm not getting it!!" "in this class ... nothings safe!!!!!" "we haven't actually done quantum mechanics in Chemistry" "do you want to get felt up as well?" "YOU ARE THE ANTIMATTER JOHNSTON!!!" "please refrain from hitting me!!" (randomly hums the tune to 'Smoke On The Water') "i didn't notice it until AAAHHH! its in the bin!!" "is it salmonella?" "i didn't say it!!" "he he he he! you suck!!" "if their gonna make these books they should make them properly!!" "two times ten to the minus three!" "some of the largest machines ever built accelerate the smallest particles to a speed very close to the speed of light" "the body was on one part and the head was on the other part!" "what was i away to do?" "you're a bunch of freaks!!" (hums the tune to Smoke On The Water - again!!!!) "yeah see (in a gay voice)" "i'm not going to speak anymore!" (actually didnt speak for rest of period) "Danny, you wouldn't understand, you are not as intellectual as me!!!" "it's illegal in other countries but not here!" "thats why you are call as mad as a hatter because they used to put mercury in the brim of your top hat!" "oh look at you! don't you look pretty!" "none of the stuff in that book would be funny if you didn't put on that stupid voice!!" "i didn't say book! i said silly list!!" "the most wasted of all days is one without laughter" "it's by E.E. Cummings" "what we doing?" "no seriously, shut up!" "harry hawkster!!!!" "I LOOK LIKE STEPHEN HAWKINGS!!!!!!!!!!" "aye you wish i said that" "i got a little metal thing!" "I CAN'T GET MINE TO STAY UP!!!!" "it doesn't go up anymore!!!!!!!" "why is the radius nought point zero four?" "they are trying to work out potential energy" "Ohhhh! wot did i just say Liam?" "tangential!" "i've done it, i just left it at home!" "Andy??!!" "copying martin isn't going to get you anywhere!" "my pen glows in the dark!" "you're totally putting it out of context!" "i'm serious - where is Bulgaria??!!!" "stop laughing! it's not funny!" "ahhhh! leave me alone!!" "it's a kind of musty smell!!" "where the hell is this formula coming from!!!!" Page Mysteriously Missing!! Potts far the hell is it ya prat??!!

Don't worry, there's more! "i hate trigonometry!!" "well it's very very long!!" "i got it in radians per second!" "IT'S A BIG BURNING BALL OF HYDROGEN AND HELIUM GAS!" "can we see the sea?" "Mr Thomson! i've got no pen left!" "oh my god! there's a big long trail!" "my pen works again!" "i love you!!" "me being gay??!! you write down everything i say!!" (good rhyme potter) "its not oval! its just not round!" "what! what! i'm president??!!" "wait wait! where are you??!!" "i'm having a whale of a time!!" "oh yes! i thought i lost this!" "how did this get in here?" "who stuck this in here? was it you? no seriously!!" "no i'm being serious, did you cause i didnt!" "i'm just rubbing your back to keep you nice and warm!!!!" "I THINK THAT IF YOU WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EARTH YOU'D JUST KEEP BOUNCING, THEN STOP AND SAY 'HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!???" "thats quite a big cannon isnt it?" "its bigger than the size of britain!" "ME! i've hardly ever stabbed you!!!" "you've got jaundice!!" "i've got my own special theory on that one!" ****************************************** FIRST ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL POTTSATHON! "if i pass my test i'll give everyone a lift in my galaxy!!" "do you get money for winning the Nobel Prize??" "she was just talking about the Nobel Prize - how is it random??!!" "MJ - whats the size of an electron??!!" "no seriously!!" "they would collide and annihilate each other!!" "anaerobic respiration" (first ever quote repeated exactly a year on) "if its got iron in it, it will turn green!!!" ************************************************** "what if its a mechanical one?" "what has that got to do with anything??" "how can you listen? there's no sound!!!!!!" "how can it be the field??" "you're technically wrong jae!!" "i'm not the biggest fan of tea or coffee!!" "tis the advanced!!!!" "i doubt i'd be able to take over the world, just Aberdeen!!!!!!" "you can actually see something!!!!!" "no the beam is straight, its the paper thats bent!!!!!" "i actually dont know where to start!!" "chemistry and physics are very similar apart from the fact they are not similar at all!" "yeah your right it must be Danny coz these knots are shit!!" (geeked bag) "oh no James!!" "would 'I' over 'P squared' equal 180 coz thats wot i got" "i can see it in the bog one over there!" "oh i'm sure the answers wrongcoz thats not what i wrote down" "eight questions?! how the hell are we supposed to do that?!!" "i got the mark" "it says cock" "no i didnt steal it from anywhere, i just found it here!" - lies "johnston! wheres the rest of my pen?" "no seriously!" - only bout the 10th time he's said tht "thats a databook!!" "ohh the website ... eh NO!" "cant touch this!" "oh my god he's actually writing it down!" "i didnt fart!" "it wasnt me, it wasnt me, IT WASNT ME!!!!!!!" "why am i being a dick? you write down all my quotes!" "You put on that stupid fucking voice everytime i speak!!" "i got lost on the way to mcdonalds!" "look at that ... actually drew it on the computer myself!" "about the what!?" "i didnt eat shit!!" "i think i'm going to start taking quotes of you people!" "spice up your life" "you say just as funny things as i do!" "your a bunch of idiots!" "is there something wrong with the library? is there? i was there today actually. i was! i was doing my physics!" "i just cant think of anything else 2 say!" "ooohhh i drew with andy!!" "ooohhh i drew andy!!" " i wasnt fucking you!!" "hey guys did we have homework for today?" "we dont have our practical period until monday!" "the movement of electrons" "yeh i broke into the school" "why does everybody blame me!" "it wasnt me" "is this the little superscript" "customise!!" "no! its under options!" "its not every scenario Mark!" "Jamie, one i like your new jacket and two how was your driving lesson??" "actually andy doesnt have my number either. in fact maybe i did!" "because!!" "i don't think fish have ears" "ohh! it was goin straight in there!" "i'm just joking ... i dont like any of you!!" "i'm just warming up!!" "its amazing!!" "oh shit!!!" "its in binary!!" "your gettin it all wrong Potts!!" "just stop speaking mark!!" "will i bend down?!!" "nuclear fusion - IN A STAR!!" "ohh! did you really??" "da be sittin on my hand andy" "there is no volume" "there will be nothing successful about it!" "you wanna dance punk?!!" "no but really where is he??" "i wasnt speaking to any of you's!" "big is beautiful!!" "excuse me??!!" "in inductive and capacitive circuits reactances and resistances cannot be added" "thank you!!" "nahh" "WE'RE YOU TRA-TRA-TRA-TRA-TRA-TRA TRYING TO TIE A STRING TO IT??!!" "i want to see if it works, i'll do it to andy!" "maself!!" "i won't cut it off, i'll just wrap it round your neck!!" "they tied knots in my bag!!" "andy is this graph for me??!!" "it doesnt matter!!" "i'm sure my breath stinks" "you know half an hour after eating chocolate ... you're going to write this down arent u??!!" "do you know liam??!!" (no we dont ye dumb fuck) "you want a hug dont you andy??" "i wont ask you next time!!" "he's really squeezing it in!!" "its not weird until they say it like that!" "daz your hand will be getting sore soon!!" "its not even funny most of it" "did you do a shit on the floor or sumthin??" "i've got two of these things!!" "MJ - i've got some of the books!!" "its not mine is it??" "andy, or jae even" "oh this will be fun!!" "electromagnetism!!" "just think of it as a skive!!" "is it long? aye you know what i mean!!" "i never said tht about you, i said tht about the simpsons!!" "what are leptons composed of??" "it was MJ that was typing it in!!" "people were shouting JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" (when he wiz on the roof) "i wouldve tried to jump onto the trampoline from the roof!!" "i'm not smoking!!" "oh bluddy hell!!" "aye she's away to come through!!" "oh fuck!!" "see mr wright?? he's left!!" "my circuit was so good that milton took it away and showed it to the rest of the classes!!" "i was ace!!" "the plane will fall out of the sky!!" "it was like taking a picture!!" "fits goin on here?? Its a bit stiff!!" "beastie nets!!" "do ya, do ya, do ya have to write this??" "liam needs all the hugs he can get!!" "see i told you she said we won't do it open book!" " I I over 2 pye" "do you have to do Maths to do the Maths Challenge??" "i really want to do it!" "i've always wondered how they did this (wrapping string around a tube)" "i knew i shouldn't have sat next to you!" "the thicker they are, the more information they've got!" "i could actually look at that for hours, you're not going to write that down Daz??!!" "did Martine McCutcheon come out of Neighbours" "i'm super, thanks for asking!" (big gay al impression) "people are dying, children are crying" (continuation of the big gay al) "pauli exclusion principle - we did that in chemistry!" "Daz thats got to go in the yearbook, no i mean its gotta fit in!!" "i've been sitting here for two periods and haven't taken my pen out yet!!" "oh shit!! how do you spell quotes??" "P.S. what does P.S. mean??" "i think i'm like actually on the Truman Show" "What?? Like a Chippendale!!" "is that a cock on his jotter?" "it wasn't hard but it was sore!" "why do they get my book?!"